Wednesday, December 30, 2009

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WAN OPEN SCHOOL LE..........

SO SAD CANNOT EVERY DAY PLAY GAME LE.............

AFTER TODAY N TOMORROW.................

YEAH CAN COUNT LE..........

WELCOME 2010..........

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ANOTHER!!!!!!!!

AIYO MY SCHOOL DE UNIFORM SO DAMN...........(NOT BAD LA)

AIYO ASK JOEY LA...........

BUT THE SHOES ARE COOL........

COZ IS BLACK........

LIKE IT......^^ POST THE PHOTO NEXT TIME..........

THE END......

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

No TiTtlE AgAiN..........^^

Oi GiRlS N BoyS Listen UP.............

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GueSS Wat..........

SEXY MAMA....... 


*Pls Giv Me Some Comment ^^ * Hope U All ENJOY My New Post.........

Monday, December 14, 2009

Photo OF SinG@PoRe Trip

Sry Again For Late Post Again........

Haiz.........

The Online Game Lo........

Make Me Crazy Always Play Until Cant Stop..........

But Today Dunno Y Finally Stop D.........

*LISTEN UPTODAY ONLY*........Haiz .....xD


Here Are The Photos Of SinG@PoRe Trip........



 















Haha Bryan Play Zi Pai
































Penguin >.<


















Pls HeLP uS!!!!!!......























CoOl mAn.....



















Leng.......ZaI/LuI...... LEh........ Haha

 












Haha....Jia Cheng



















Bryan.....















LoL WAt A IdIoT “QiAo Po"



















LoL DaRReN LoVER......zzzzz






























wOAh....tHEy aLL cOMe mY rOOm





























fOreSt.......















Koh Chuan Xun Say: See Tis Is Me......xD














Wah So Many Chuan Xun........


















Haha.........Regina At My Friend Back.....
































NicE???

More Photo.....Lazy Upload Sry Ya

Sunday, November 29, 2009

No Tittle........Wat Thing Also Write

Juz..............

Juz..............

Juz..............

Boring La Hoh.....

A Bit La......

Coz I Everyday Also Play A Online Game..........

So Not Very Boring........

But For A Long Time I Will Be Very Bored.......

Hehe.....

Tat Is One Thing I Gonna Say Is LOL........

Haha Gotcha ........

== Stupid Rite? Ya I Think So.........
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Help Me Pls......

Coz My Window Live Messenger Got Problem Cant Sign In.......

T.T Cant Chat V My  Fren.......

Pls Help Me Solve Tis Problem........

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Another Thing Is 2 More Days I Gonna Go Singapore V My Fren D..........

Ya......Time Pass FAST!

When At Singapore Really Need To Take More Photo V My Fren........

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One Thing Very Idiot Loh

I Better Tell U All First.......

Last Day I Have A Haircut DAMN Now Very Ugly.......T.T

So When I Wan Take Photo V Fren

First Thing I Must Wear A Cap.......Hehes

The END..............

Sunday, November 22, 2009

UPSR Result + Graduated.......................

Sry For Long Time No Update My Blog.......T.T

These Day I Was Kind Of Busy Playing A Online Game............


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UPSR Result>>>>>>>>>>> 5A ==.......

I Got 5A Also Nothing.....

I Mean No Reward,Gift.........TT Dunno Lah Maybe Got......XD

The Next Was Graduate........

Graduate That Day Many Ppl Cry Not Included Me......

I Got Some Word Wan To Tell All My Lovely.Kindly,Good n Friendly Friend.........

When U All Go Form 1 Dun Forgot N Good Luck!

T.T...................................

有缘再见........................

BB To All My Best Friend......

I Had A Beautiful Memory Be V U All....

Last Pic V My Best Friend................

















Sunday, November 8, 2009

Darren's Party........LUCKILY TO BE ALIVE

 Ya..... Junyi Said Dou No Wrong :  (LUCKILY TO BE ALIVE)

If U Dun Understand Wat I Am Talking About.

Go Junyi's Blog See First Then Continue See My Blog.............

This Is The  Truth.........

If U Dun Believe Nvm....

The Story Is This

First Is Happy But At Swimming Pool.......... (But No Ppl Die)

That Day Was Darren Birthday......

He Invite Many Boys In My Class To His Party

Afternoon Everyone  Ate At Darren House....

After Eating We Played PS3 Together..........

3P.M Something Darren Called Us To Go Down For A Swim....

Then We Change Swimming Suit Go Down Loh

Swim A While Then It Started To Rain.....It Rain Heavier And Heavier.....

So We Went To The Dunno Call Wat Got A Roof De Then We Take A Shelf A There Loh........

Damn The Liang Jikin U Know Wat......

The Jikin Though He Is A King But The Truth Is Not Although His Name Behind Got Kin (King)......

He Keep Saying He Is Not Afraid Of The Thunder.......

Then He Started 引 Hew Lek Wai Push Him To The Pool.....

First Lek Wai Dun Wan To Choi Him

Then Lek Wai 忍无可忍 Wanted To Push Him Into The Pool But He Failed Coz The Jikin Jump Into Pool By Him Self.....

Later He Keep Jump In And Out The Pool Then Everybody Said Dun Wan Like Tis La Jikin.....

Then I Said 如果你要死不要在我们的面前死啦........要就等毕业后拉,还有今天是Darren的生日啊....

Then Finally He Came Out From The Pool.......

Then We Wanted To Wait Until The Rain Stop Then We Jump Back Into The Pool

But 5 Minutes Later A Thunder Strook The Wood Was Standing.......

Lek Wai, Junyi And I Was Standing Beside The Wood But The Nearest Is Lek Wai And Junyi I Was Juz Far A Bit From Them......

That Time We Was So Scared........

Tell U La The Guard Very Bad wan Loh We All Scare The Thunder Strook Again Ma So We Dun Wan To Go Back First Loh........

Then The Guard Said :Oi Semua Balik! If We Dun Go Back We Will Been Report.....T^T

Then We Have No Choice Adi Ma.....

U Know Wat That Time Got Many Ppl Leh So We Move Quickly(Ran) To Reach His Block......

When Going To His Block Everyone Was So Scared Coz Scared The Thunder Came Again

If Came Again We All Death Coz The Floor Is Wet Then U Can See This Post Wrote By JIA XUAN LAI

When Everyone Reached Car Park They All Said So Lucky The Thunder Didn't Come Again....Walao That Time My Heart Beat Very Fast Leh I Tell U Like Wanna Heart Attack Adi......

I Felt So Lucky I Am Still Living Now.......^^V Cheers

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

27/10/2009............

Today Is Children Day Same As My Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

Today I Bring Curry Chicken N Birthday Cake To School

LOL!!!!! Very  Damn De Things Is Many Ppl In My Class Bought Phone To School.........

Teacher Saw Also No 没收! *早知我也带啦 Can Show Off My Phone  To Foxxy See Her Nokia Noob Until Wat 程度 Ma........

T.T Haiz No Bring Dou........Cant  串 Foxxy........But Truth Is Truth My Phone Sure Model Then Foxxy De!!!!!!!^^ (Juz Kidding Dont Too Serious Ah Foxxy......)

After School Howard, Bryan Tham Kai Vern N Leong Darren Come To My House Bath

After Bath My Mother  Took Us To Midvalley To Watch Movie My Mother Juz Put Us Down Then Went Back Home.......

Then We Bought The Movie Ticket....... The Movie Started At 2.30P.M. Finish Buying Movie Ticket We Went To Buy Popcorn N Drinks Into The Cinema.......

Forgot Something Important The Movie Tittle Is: Bla Bla Bla  Meat Balls (Forgot The Tittle Sry)

*Today Many Ppl Say HAPPY BIRTHDAY To Me N I Wan To Thx Ginny N Darren For Gave Me Birthday Present.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Good News!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe To U All Is Juz A Normal News But For Me Is A Good News!!!!!!!

Last Day,My Mother Receive A Phone Call From The Sri Sempurna School.

They Say They Accept Me Go In Their School.

So Call Me Yesterday Go To Their School To Interview.

Before Interview My Mother Ask Me Want To Go Chung Hua Or Sri Sempurna.

She Say If Chung Hua Got Many Homeworks To Do N Then The 竞争at there very 强烈.

If Sri Sempurna Got More Free Time N More Relax No Need Soooooo Rajin.

At Last, I Choose Sri Sempurna.

So Yesterday 12:40P.M. My Mother Went School To Bring Me To Sri Sempurna Interview.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Volleyball Competition

Today My Class De Boy( included me ) Have A Competition With 6G Class De Boy.

At Last, We Win.

Then We Have A Competition With 6S Class De Boy.

上半场 We Win

Waseh The Last Five Ball Juz 靠 Me 开球 Win. (So Cool)

下半场They Win......

So 打平 Then Rematch Loh........

But Unlucky We Lose!!!!!!!!!!!

So Never Mind At Last We Get The 3rd Place

Yeah!!!!!!!

See Me So Teamwork Lose Already Also No Not Like 不爽.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

笑话

有一天,小明上课东张西望。

下课时,老师为了处罚他,给他一本书拿去抄东西。

走出教室,就听到有人说:我杀了人。

小明觉得不错就把他抄下来。

走着走着,又看到周杰伦来到他们学校,就有人喊道:周杰伦!周杰伦!

于是小明就抄下周杰伦。

走到草场,就有人唱歌唱着:路边有棵榕树下。

于是小明又把它抄下来。

小明走着走着来到了福利社 ,听到有人说:无敌铁金钢。

小明觉得不错有抄下来。

放学了,听到有人对他儿子说:等下带你去麦当劳。

儿子说:那是我最想去的地方。

小明又把它抄下来。

于是小明回教室。

老师问:你学了什么?

小明说:我杀了人。

老师惊讶的问:你杀了谁?

小明说:周杰伦

老师问:你把他的尸体放到哪里?

小明说:路边一棵榕树下。

老师说:你以为你是谁呀?

小明说:无敌铁金刚。

老师说:你......你再说我就把你带到警察局去!

小明说:那是我最想去的地方。

Yesterday.....

Yesterday I Went To Pavillion There To Watch G-FORCE

 I Watched This Movie 3D

The Movie So Cool And So Touching

The Hamster So Cute And So Funny


 I Love To Watch 3D Movie

I Love This Movie Very Much~\(≧▽≦)/~

Monday, September 21, 2009

2010中学新制度

1月-10月大放假
11月-12月照常上课

校规:

1.男生-头发不过眼睛将被开除!

2.女生-帮头发要进警察局!

3.校衣-塞进裙或裤瑶见家长!

4.校裙-不可以超过四寸!

5.把学校当自己家,去哪里都不用问老师!

6.不可以带书包去学校!

7.一定要迟到!

8.没刺青不可上学!

9.美染发的要被gantu一个月!

10.每天都要带手机 ,一天没带dimerit30分!

接受吗 ?^^

Friday, September 11, 2009

Yessssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UPSR Is Over


Now I can As Free As A Bird

I hope I Will Get Result With Flying Colours


My Tuition Teacher Bring Us To Eat"火锅" To Celebrate.(He He He He He)


Now I Just Use One Word To Say: I Am Bored Coz Nothing To Do. 

These Days I Was Playing Restoran City, Listen Songs, Chatting And Read Books.

After My Sister Decide To Take Me Go To Celebrate.^^

She Said Go To 小云顶 There To Eat Steak.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

UPSR Coming..................

NNNNOOOO UPSR Coming............

Who Can Help Me ?

I Think No Body Can Help Me
(Thats Mean Only I Can Help Myself)


There Are 10 Days Left

After 10 is 9

8. More Days Left  >.<


7. 1 More Weekssssssssss 

6.No More Weeks 

5. 

4. No No No Pls Pls Stop At Here

3.

2.

1 Arh Arh Arh Just Left One More Day..........


Wednesday, August 19, 2009

中国华人vs 马来西亚华人

中国人 :从上海去苏州要多少个小时?
马来西亚华人:从上海去苏州要几粒钟?

中国人 :难道他不可以来吗?
马来西亚华人:你不给他不来啊?



中国人 :周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。
马来西亚华人:周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。



中国人 :我一向都是这样的
马来西亚人:我一路来都是这样的啦



中国人 :我的手机掉进沟渠了。
马来西亚华人:我的手机掉进龙沟了。



中国人 :这样你不是很不值得吗?
马来西亚华人:这样你'马'很不 '歹'?
中国人 :你真是聪明!
马来西亚华人:你真是pan nai!(源自马来语pandai,聪明的意思)


中国人 :你安静!
马来西亚华人:你diam diam!(源自马来语diam,安静的意思)

中国人 :我要去银行取款。
马来西亚华人:我要去银行'按钱'。
中国人 :为什么?
马来西亚华人:做么?

中国人 :你很强~
马来西亚华人:你很够力~


中国人 :明天也叫他一起去吧!
马来西亚华人:明天叫'埋'他一起去!



中国人 :我很郁闷~~~
马来西亚华人:我很'显'(sien)啊~~~~('显'比郁闷的境界更高)


中国人 :你再说我就打你!
马来西亚华人:你再说我就hood你!(有点粗俗的)



中国人 :你在说什么?
马来西亚华人:你在说sommok?


中国人 :你不要令我丢脸~
马来西亚华人:你不要'下水'我~



中国人 :真被你气到…。
马来西亚华人:被你炸到…。


中国人 :你别乱来~
马来西亚华人:你表乱乱来~


中国人 :你很无聊
马来西亚华人:你很废



中国人 :XX你
马来西亚华人:Kanasai(意思是像大便一样,骂人的话)


中国人 :迫切
马来西亚华人:bek chek


中国人 :我们一起吃这碗面~
马来西亚华人:我们'公司'吃这碗面~(源自马来语的kongsi,就是一起分享的意思)


中国人 :我们结婚吧!
马来西亚华人:我们结'分'吧!('婚'字受粤语影响,所以音不标准)


中国人 :今天的天气很热~
马来西亚华人:今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~('到'字要拉长,然后没有下文了)


中国人 :哇!
马来西亚华人:哇捞weh!!!!


中国人 :我受不了他!
马来西亚华人:我behtahan他!

Saturday, June 20, 2009

我上半年的成绩

今天是家长日,我跟随妈妈到学校拿成绩单。

当我们到那儿是已经有很多人陆陆续续地进出。

过后,我和妈妈上班上拿成绩单。

拿成绩单之前必须先拿号码,我们拿到10号。

拿了号码我们便坐下耐心地等。

不久,老师喊道:10号。

是我们,总于轮到我们了。

我以战战兢兢的心情向老师接过成绩单。

当我打开成绩单时..........................................

当我看到自己考的成绩,顿时才松了一口气。(等下才把第几名告诉你)

老师给我的评语就是平时都很好,只是叫我要注意国语作文罢了。

我们跟老师谈了3:00分钟罢了...................是不是很快。哈哈。

Yeah!!!!! 我很高兴因为我在我班上拿第8/48名,全级拿第123/........名。总算有进步了。Hehe............

Sunday, June 14, 2009

老妈学英语.......

妈妈学英文 (一)

有一天,我正在看VCD,老妈棒了一本书进来。

老妈:这个 "i don't know." 是什么意思 ?

我说:我不知道.

老妈:送你去大学读了几年,你怎么什么都不知道 ?

我说:不是 ! 就是"我不知道"嘛 !

老妈:还嘴硬 !

说完老妈给了我一巴掌。

妈妈学英文 (二)

老妈:那 "i know." 是什么意思你应该知道吧 !

我说:是 "我知道".

老妈:知道就快说.

我说:就是 "我知道".

老妈:你皮痒是不是 ?

我说:就是 "我知道"呀!

老妈:知道你还不说? 不懂不要装懂!

老妈又给了我一巴掌。

妈妈学英文 (三)

老妈:再问你最后一个,你给我翻译一下 "i know but i don't want to tell you." 是什么意思?

我说:... ... ... ... ... ...我拿起枕头往自己的头上猛K三十几下,再用那个头撞墙三十多下,再用脚踢桌角三十多下,再用双手轮流掌嘴三十多下,血肉模糊之时,我问老妈:这下你满意了吧?!

人们常说:学习是痛苦的历程。不过我不明白,为什么受伤的总是我。我妈学英文的热情日益高涨,因而我的苦难就日益加深。

今天,她又来问我了。

老妈:儿子啊..! "i'm very annoyance,don't trouble me."是什么意思啊?

我说:我很烦,别烦我。

老妈:欠揍!跟你妈这么说话。

于是,我又挨了一巴掌。

妈妈学英文 一续二

老妈又问:"i hear nothing,repeat"是什么意思呢?

我说:我没听清楚,再说一次。

老妈又说了一遍:i hear nothing,repeat.

我说:我没听清楚,再说一次。

我:噢~猛?

妈妈学英文 一续三

老妈再问:"what do you say?"又是什么意思?

我说:你说什么?

老妈作势要打我,

【算了,问另外一句。】

老妈:look up in the dictionary.是什么意思呢?

我说:查字典

老妈:叫我查字典?那我干嘛问你?!

这次我挨了两巴掌。

妈妈学英文 一续四

老妈又问:"you had better ask somebody." 怎么翻呢?

我说:你最好问别人。

老妈:你是我的儿子,我问别人干嘛?你又在皮痒了。

我说:啊!god save me!

老妈:敢耍你老妈?上帝也救不了你!

老妈又给了我一巴掌。

妈妈学英文 一续五

老妈:我再问你。"Use your head ,then think it over."又是什么意思呢?

我说:动动你的脑子,再仔细想想。

老妈:死仔,还敢耍我? 接着又要动手。

我连忙说:是世上只有妈妈好的意思

老妈:嗯,这还差不多!等下我做好吃的给你,下次再问你。

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

想去度假吗?

想去度假吗?

参加办法很简单:

*用石头丢警察车: 将赢得 BUKIT AMAN 度假村7日游,膳宿全包超值游。

*丢两辆:还送精美铐琏一条,时尚黑白衣套装、拍照留念、警车接送等...................

*丢得越多........精细越多..........包括超值背部鞭打按摩配套,还有医生在场观察。如果把警察给丢死,恭喜你,你将获得限量版麻绳项连一条,让你能够有机会和梅艳芳,陈百强,罗文和明星等聚一聚。另外还可以看柯受良表演飞车呢!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

你愿意为我而死吗?

實在是笑死我了…








跟大家分享…







一對年輕情侶…正在瘋狂的熱戀…姑娘痴痴的對另一半說:






男的一聽這句話…臉色大變…







許久無法說出話來…(因為愛…這個代價未免也太大了吧…)



但那男人實在太愛這個姑娘了…









沒有辦法…









畢竟…









這就是愛…









於是…









那男人…









就…

挖了挖自己的耳朵…

用力的塞進他女友的嘴裡…

因為男的把:你會為我而死嗎?聽成(你會餵我耳屎嗎?)


Monday, June 8, 2009

How can it be like that?

Hehe.................I am a big boss.
As fast as you can come and chase me.Woo Hoo...........


Please don't look at me or I will bite you.Hehe........

Thank you doggie for saving my life.
Don't peek.
Any body there please help me out of here.
Come down there or you will shoot by the enemies.
Thanks for putting me higher.No..................it can't be like this.Where gone my pretty face.
Come on dogs........come on.Come on come and kill me if you can.
Shh..........please don't tell my master.Thank you for your coperation.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

UPSR Format 的讲座

今天,大约上午8:00罗老师为我们讲座。她叫我们怎么写作文和怎样批改。

罗老师讲到上午9:30。

接下来是Madam Leong 为我们来个英语讲座。

Madam Leong 讲到11:00左右。

过后,刘副校长通过广播系统叫全体同学到食堂去享用午餐。

享用完午餐后,Cikgu Readzuan 为我们讲座国语的东西。

回家.....

Nature

Look at these pictures, boys and girls aren't they overwheming you? Let's not talk about the harm and hazard Katrina brought to the creatures in this earth, but instead the astonishing picturesque.

Please do not get me wrong, I am neither heartless, nor being mocking while others are suffering from Katrina in New Orleans. My concern is mainly about the Beauty of Nature which I couldnt resisit thinking of.

Tornado......













This post is copied from my sister's blog .